Reseller Associates
Anyone can be a friend of the court.
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Anyone can be a friend of the court.
EVERYTHING IS FOR SALE
Our elite Reseller Associates are licensed to sell any relative of any justice to anyone. Also, political action groups can rent either of the Thomases for cocktail parties and fundraising events. Being able to say you’ve got a judge in your pocket is the gold standard of grift in Republican circles. It practically pays for itself.
NMOG Sale (no mention of Ginni)
Reseller: Ginni Thomas
Move over BOGO, NMOG is here. Disenfranchising is more affordable than ever. If you keep her name off the paperwork, you can take away somebody's rights for as little as $80,000.
Johny & Jane Collection
Reseller: Jane Roberts
Value-priced Jane Roberts, who is married to Chief Justice John Roberts, quietly offers “hospitality recruitment” services to connected law firms, starting at only $10.3 million.
Gorsuch Real Estate
Reseller: Walden Group
Justice Neil Gorsuch offers completely confidential real estate deals in exchange for “law firm friendships,” starting at only $500,000.
JUDICIAL EducaTION PROJECT
Resellers: Leonard Leo and Kellyanne Conway
Ginni Thomas has sparked controversy in the past with her pro-Trump, anti-democracy activities. However, it's her passion for education that is currently drawing attention.
Alongside Leonard Leo and Kellyanne Conway, the Judicial Education Project helped educate Ginni. She then used her newfound knowledge to educate her husband Clarence. The educators paid as little as $100,000 for an entire Ginni.
Prudence™ Classes
Resellers: Neil Gorsuch, Clarence Thomas, and Brett Kavanaugh
Whether you're a law student or an ideological backer with interests before the court, our new two-week Prudence™ classes provide you with the tools you need to serve, discuss, and purchase justices with confidence.
The Prudence classes take place at George Mason's Scalia Law School and are taught by a prudent group of justices, including Neil Gorsuch, Clarence Thomas, and Brett Kavanaugh.
Ask about our Fall program in Italy*, starting at $30,000.
*Padua Italy classes includes a Tuscany Day Trip from Florence: Siena, San Gimignano, Pisa and Lunch on the Bench®️with a participating Republican justice.
The Crow Two-For-One Special
Resellers: Kathy and Harlan Crow
Want to take power away from federal regulators? Done.
Kathy and Harlan Crow tried to convince Clarence to throw out federal regulations and end the Chevron doctrine. And he did it.
By a vote of 6-3, the justices overruled the 40-year old 1984 decision in Chevron v. Natural Resources Defense Council.
The power of federal agencies was weakened by this case. The outcome essentially devalued the expertise and power of government agencies, by allowing judges (including Trump-tained judges) to decide what is right and wrong.
"I really wasn’t aware of the plight of inheritance." -CT