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A hospitality promise gave life to the Clarence Thomas Collection.

“It was funny because Harlan honestly didn’t even know I was a judge when we first met. It only came out later and he was like ‘What? You’re a judge?‘“ -CT

Your honor. our hospitality.™

The note on the side table read 'if any part of your life isn’t satisfactory, we promise to make it right'. They kept that promise.

Shortly after joining the Supreme Court in 1991, Clarence quickly learned he could live like a billionaire if he thought like one and ruled like one. In 1992, Clarence Thomas met Harlan Crow*. Harlan and his other new friends took him under their rightwing and taught him about the plight of inheritance and the many challenges of subjugating others. After earning their first Caribbean cruise in 1992, Clarence and Ginni Thomas were hooked. Today, the Clarence Thomas Collection® offers a range of products and services at every price point, from low-cost/low-hospitality opinions to high-cost/high-hospitality decisions.

"He’s busy, I’m busy. We don’t always have time for each other. Of course, it always seems to happen this way, he has time to hang out when I’m at my busiest, like when big court cases are going on.”-CT

“They loved my Coke can stories. Pubic hair and the death penalty are my go-to ice breakers.” -CT

*When Harlan Met Clarence... Harlan Crow and his dead billionaire father have long been influential in conservative politics and have spent millions on efforts to shape the law and the judiciary. It surprised no one, except maybe Clarence, when Harlan befriended Clarence after Clarence got a lifetime job on the Supreme Court.

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